Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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