Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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