Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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