Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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