I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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