are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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