awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Randomize
