You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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