Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You left your phone here
Wait...
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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