What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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