Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
