Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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