i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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