i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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