Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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