What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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