My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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