But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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