do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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