i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
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