I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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