I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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