You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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