That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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