Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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