I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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