Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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