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(773): View more from Illinois

My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it

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(530): View more from California

i'm lost and i look like a hooker

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(925): View more from California

make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.

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(702): View more from Nevada

omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.

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(845): View more from New York

Stop trying to talk to my friends!!

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then get some ugly ones...

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(904): View more from Florida

I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.

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(971): View more from Oregon

I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.

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