Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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