Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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