oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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