just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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