I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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