..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
this hospital has no fireball
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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