Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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