You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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