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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake

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• (619): View more from California

  I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014

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  You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex

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• (310): View more from California

  Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!

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