he wants to bone in the snuggie
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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