I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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