Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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