I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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