Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
being pregnant is like rehab
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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