This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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