who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
she told me i tasted like america
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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