1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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