Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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