My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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