It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
We just shotgunned beers for America
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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