he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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