he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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